Before a temporary hiatus by the SYHAG staff, we bring this installment of having a girlfriend in another state. What are the rules? When should you see each other? Find out how to handle it all in this week’s episode. Read more >
This week it’s about her number. No, not the number of dudes she’s slept with, though, that’s probably a pretty good tool to measure against. If the number of guys she slept with, is higher than her credit score, you should probably excuse yourself from a relationship with that individual. Read more >
Oh love, you’re so grand. La di da di da. We’re so happy together…YAY! And hey, we LOVE spending time together. Why don’t…you think…should we….well, do you….YEAH! Let’s move in together. I’m already here all the time anyway, why DON’T we just live together. Read more >
Remember when you had it so set in your mind that this person was absolutely not the one. You’d slit your wrists if you had to spend one more night listening to their stupid crap. But now, now look at you, back with her again. This week we look at the why. Why DO people go back to someone they already broke up with. Perhaps more important than the “why”, though, we want to know the “will”. Read more >
We thought we’d change things up this week a bit and give you guys more of a, raw feel, for filming. Though, we uhh…..we didn’t tell Nick. So this week, where Nick thought we were all filming an episode about foreplay and sex and orgasms it was uhhh…..just him. Dr. Barbarella and JoE were on hand for the filming, which is a lot of the background chatter you here during his filming. Read more >
Let’s face it, she’s a bitch. You know it, I know it, your family and friends probably know it. Which, hey, that’s your decision. After all, she is STILL your girlfriend. We’re here for a different reason than trying to talk you into breaking up with the ginormous twat. We’re here to educate. Read more >
I don’t know about you guys, but to me, nothing says love more like frantically sifting through your significant other’s text messages on their phone while they’re in the next room…or not. We’ve all experienced some pretty ridiculous moments in life directly related to cell phone use and our relationships. Read more >
Gotta give girls credit, when they want something, they know how to get it done. Tears, though. Tears are their most potent weapon. We’d like to think as a human, your heart is going to go out to anyone who appears to be troubled or distraught. This week though, we’re getting to the heart of it. Why girls cry, what to do if they cry (even if it’s during sex) and, most importantly, how to stop a girl from crying. Read more >
There are those who cry in the world, and those who cry more than most. Those who hold back, and those who can burst out crying for any reason they can find. Whoever they are, we don’t like ‘em, and this Thursday you’ll find out why. Before we get to that though, we figured we should let you know what makes US cry. Read more >
As a guy, you won’t understand it. Sometimes, sometimes a girl needs a good cry. Tune in this Thursday to find out why girls cry and even what to do if she starts crying during sex. Read more >
Apparently everybody in the world loves pets. Everybody, except for JoE that is. Their cute little faces. Cuddly, fluffy bodies. Unless you’re talking about birds….or fish. This week, we tried to talk about having a pet in a relationship and just failed miserably. What should have been advice turned into us talking about our own pets and answered the question of whether or not the pet should be in the room while having sex. Read more >
This week is all about pets. Who doesn’t love pets?! Their cute little cuddly faces, how excited they are to see you. Well, turns out, JoE. Read more >
You already knew it, you just didn’t want to admit it. Whether you were doing the using, or the one being used, we all know this topic a little too well. So what’s in store? What knowledge could we possibly have to depart on you regarding being used for sex? Well, we’ll let you know a couple of the ways you’ll know for sure. Read more >
We don’t know about you, but we’re pretty terrified about what Season 3 holds in store. I mean, let’s face it. It’s apparent that at this point, if anybody were to Google any of us in a professional manner, the chances of us getting the job are gonna be pretty slim. Figured we’re so close to the edge, we may as well just keep pushing till we get there. And with this season, well…we’re scared. Read more >
Ahhhhh, the wonderful world of stalking. Whether your a creeper yourself, or a newly acclimated victim, you could be in for some great times together. Sitting in a tree outside your house, watching you sleep, it’s all justified in this week’s episode. After all, this is a relationship advice show. Read more >
It’s not until you actually sit down and tell the story that you realize what a creepy stalker you may have been. At least, that’s how it went down for us. None of us really considered it “stalking” because, well, c’mon, it was us. We’re not creepy. But then, you get the stories together and shit just doesn’t add up. Read more >
You’ve waited all summer, and it’s finally here! We’re BACK, in this special 2 video season premiere. Since we didn’t really get the chance to make a night of it, we thought we’d something kind of cool and deliver you both videos at two separate times tonight. Check SoYouHaveAGirlfriend. Read more >
You never can be too safe. Though, sometimes what you need to know can’t be taught in the classroom. Sometimes, the things you need to know most can only be learned on the streets. In this clip from SYHAG Ep 31, Dr. Barbarella explains the “Do’s” when getting attacked. Read more >
Let’s face it, the first 2 seasons were already a shit show, and this proves it. Now, it’s time to get excited for Season 3. Mark your calendar and tell your friends about SoYouHaveAGirlfriend.com Season 3 premiering on Thursday, September 3rd. Read more >
So not too many people know exactly how a shoot with Nick goes down. See, the parts where he’s talking are rare and isolated in the editing process. Most of the time, however, it goes something like this. Read more >
There were very limited people who know about my experience with the show, but one of the first things I told them was how disappointed I was in the attractiveness of the girls. Now, a couple people believed me, without having seen pictures. Other people, however, thought I was just saying that because I had been denied. Read more >
Apparently I made the cut. They only took my one line about Vegas, but hey, cool to say I was on National television. Boom, bro! Boom. Read more >
If you’ve been watching CBS at all the last couple weeks you may have caught a split second glimpse of SYHAG’s own, JoE. Well…let’s tell you why. Back in December, our contact at Tribune Co. received a request from a casting company looking for people in the Chicagoland area willing to participate in the show. Read more >
Tomorrow night, May 31st, JoE will be emceeing a Firefighter Date auction to benefit the American Cancer Society at Fitz’s Spare Key in Elmhurst, IL. This will be his second year doing so, only this year, there’s a bit of a twist…he’ll be getting auctioned off along WITH the firefighters. Read more >
Recently, JoE was asked to be part of an elite force put together by ChicagoNow to take down, the world famous, Kobayashi in an Italian Beef eating contest. Few know that JoE was raised on italian beefs. Been eating them since he was a wee lad, and probably contributed to his much heftier, practically diabetic, years in his early 20s. Now though, he was ready for the challenge. Read more >
You’ve been thinking about it for a while, and now, you’ve finally decided. It’s time to break up! You’re gonna do it. You don’t want to be in this relationship anymore and it’s on to greener (hopefully not literally) pastures. Read more >
How does it feel knowing you will never be number one in her life. That no matter what you do, she will ALWAYS be in love with another man. Lucky for you, that dude’s been dead for over 2,000 years. This week, we wanted to know how big of a role religion really plays in a relationship. Find out what some of the benefits are of dating someone who is religious, as well as the downsides. Read more >
If you know what a cuppy, or cup of soup, is, chances are you learned the hard way. No one was ever kind of enough to tell you what is, instead you were given an in person demonstration. In this clip, Nicole talks about her experience and even aims to inform so the same doesn’t happen to you by surprise. Read more >
She’s cute, she’s funny, she’s smart, she’s….she’s everything you ever wanted. Oh yeah, and she likes to dress up in leather, chain you to the bed and beat the shit out of you during sex. You start showing up to work like you’re running a fight club out of your bedroom and we’ve got problems. In this week’s episode, we delve into our own sexual worlds to heed some warning about fetishes. Read more >
Each person on the SYHAG cast generally films on their own time. It’s rare that even 2 cast members are in the same room at the same time. And sometimes, just sometimes, you’ll get a gem like this, where neither Joanna, nor Vince, knew what the other person had said. For this clip too, we need you to show some support in the comments. There is no WAY Vince and Joanna were the only ones to have ever come across this. Read more >
Remember what a sweet guy you started off to be. Saying cute things, making her feel like she’s the world, kissing her…I mean, REALLY kissing her. Now…now look at you, it’s pretty pathetic. This week is about the cheating lifestyle. You already know you’re a piece of shit, but this week we’ll help let you really know what a doucher you are. Read more >
Remember when you thought to yourself, “holy shit am I lucky! All these guys complain about how their girls don’t want to have sex…all this girl wants to DO is have sex!” Walking around like you were on top of the world…and now…just…just nothing. You can’t believe that it’s gone from all the time, to you almost having to beg. This week, we’re here to help. Read more >
We know how crazy women get when they’re on their period, but doesn’t anyone even understand how it works? Even doctors have been baffled by this age old mystery of women bleeding from their vagina. Alright, maybe doctors have not been baffled, but I still don’t think the average person knows. Read more >
The dealbreaker of all conversations is upon you. She wants to get married, you want to continue being happy. Don’t worry though, we’re here to help. This week, find out how long you should date before you get engaged, how to tell her no and even find out why you should get married. You thought it was all about love, didn’t you? Guess again. Read more >
We generally try not to get TOO lame on the show. Halloween episode…that was on par. Valentine’s Day episode, c’mon, it was a classy venture. This week though, we ABSOLUTELY made asses out of ourselves trying to be the finest bros & hos we could possibly be. Unfortunately Nicole wasn’t able to make it out for filming, but we feel Joanna more than compensated for the lack of estrogen by stepping it up a notch. Read more >
So you think you might be in a Jersey Shore relationship, huh? MTV helped propagate this particular breed of male that now infests every corner of the world. We are living…in bro days. Find out exactly what a bro is as we answer the age old question of why girls even like bros. Don’t worry though, we’ve got your girl covered too. Ever wonder why she wants to go to the club so much? Now you’ll know. Read more >
The transition is amazing, isn’t it. From sweet, caring and all smiles…to this raging twat that makes you question why you’re even with her. It’s a natural, disgusting part of the process of life that causes mood swings, unprovoked crying and fights about stuff you didn’t even know you could fight about. Don’t worry though, we’re here to help you through it. Read more >
All those subtle clues she’s been dropping about the things she wants…it’s not just cute conversation anymore. You, my friend, have what we in the rap industry refer to as a “gold digger”. Does your significant other’s income really even matter? Let us know what you think and also find out if we feel money can buy love. Can it? Yeah, we think it can…not buy love. Or can it. Maybe. Read more >
You found the person you were destined to be with! What’s even better…there’s a smaller version of them too. Don’t worry though, we’re going to help you through this! Find out some of the benefits of dating someone with a kid, as well as some of the disadvantages (as if you don’t already know!). Read more >
Ever heard the phrase, “behind every good man is a woman who thinks he’s an asshole”? Couldn’t be more true in this week’s episode. We decided to start celebrating St. Patty’s Day a little early and a have a couple drinks on set. Well, some of us had a couple, JoE had a lot. For this week though, it’s all about fighting! Find out if we’re assholes…alright, spoiler alert, we are. Read more >