Before a temporary hiatus by the SYHAG staff, we bring this installment of having a girlfriend in another state. What are the rules? When should you see each other? Find out how to handle it all in this week’s episode.

This week it’s about her number. No, not the number of dudes she’s slept with, though, that’s probably a pretty good tool to measure against. If the number of guys she slept with, is higher than her credit score, you should probably excuse yourself from a relationship with that individual.

But does it matter? Just because she’s terrible with money, will never be able to buy a home and can’t get a credit card to save her life…DOES it matter? Well, you’re about to find out what we think, but we want to know what YOU think. Let us know, post a comment!

Oh love, you’re so grand. La di da di da. We’re so happy together…YAY! And hey, we LOVE spending time together. Why don’t…you think…should we….well, do you….YEAH! Let’s move in together. I’m already here all the time anyway, why DON’T we just live together.

You know how sometimes you see a friend about to destroy your life and there’s nothing you can do to stop it…well, this might be it. This week, it’s about joining your lives as one. No, not marriage, moving in. Give her a key, don’t give her a key? When to move in? What can go wrong? It’s all here in this week’s episode.

Remember when you had it so set in your mind that this person was absolutely not the one. You’d slit your wrists if you had to spend one more night listening to their stupid crap. But now, now look at you, back with her again.

This week we look at the why. Why DO people go back to someone they already broke up with. Perhaps more important than the “why”, though, we want to know the “will”. Will it work?! Find out what SYHAG thinks, and you tell us. Can it work? Have you had success getting back with an ex?

We thought we’d change things up this week a bit and give you guys more of a, raw feel, for filming. Though, we uhh…..we didn’t tell Nick.

So this week, where Nick thought we were all filming an episode about foreplay and sex and orgasms it was uhhh…..just him. Dr. Barbarella and JoE were on hand for the filming, which is a lot of the background chatter you here during his filming. But, without further ado, he’s Nick doing what he does best. Drinking, and laughing and explaining orgasms.

SYHAG’s JoE and Dr. Barbarella will be on hand to celebrate with the glowing couple while they, and many others, ring in a great start to a beautiful marriage.  Please show some love and drop Vince and Tiffany a big, warm congrats in the comment section!

…and maybe a C-note or two…have you SEEN the cost of weddings these days? sheesh!

Let’s face it, she’s a bitch. You know it, I know it, your family and friends probably know it. Which, hey, that’s your decision. After all, she is STILL your girlfriend. We’re here for a different reason than trying to talk you into breaking up with the ginormous twat. We’re here to educate.

It’s time for you to know what makes someone a bitch, how to tell her she’s a bitch AND what you can expect from a bitchy girl in the bedroom. We know our stories are probably nothing compared to the ones you have, so please, share in the comments section!

I don’t know about you guys, but to me, nothing says love more like frantically sifting through your significant other’s text messages on their phone while they’re in the next room…or not.

We’ve all experienced some pretty ridiculous moments in life directly related to cell phone use and our relationships. This week, we plug in our chargers, turn on vibrate, and take off our screen locks to let you guys in on the best of the best of those moments and how to deal with them in your own relationships!

Let’s be honest, you never really know when that last “sext” of yours will come back to haunt you…(I mean, did you really have to go into THAT much detail of what you want to do with a tube of gogurt and their “lovecave”? gross man…just gross.)

Gotta give girls credit, when they want something, they know how to get it done. Tears, though. Tears are their most potent weapon.

We’d like to think as a human, your heart is going to go out to anyone who appears to be troubled or distraught. This week though, we’re getting to the heart of it. Why girls cry, what to do if they cry (even if it’s during sex) and, most importantly, how to stop a girl from crying.

We know we didn’t cover all the methods and we’d love to hear how YOU get a girl to stop crying.

There are those who cry in the world, and those who cry more than most. Those who hold back, and those who can burst out crying for any reason they can find. Whoever they are, we don’t like ‘em, and this Thursday you’ll find out why. Before we get to that though, we figured we should let you know what makes US cry.