How does it feel knowing you will never be number one in her life. That no matter what you do, she will ALWAYS be in love with another man. Lucky for you, that dude’s been dead for over 2,000 years.

This week, we wanted to know how big of a role religion really plays in a relationship. Find out what some of the benefits are of dating someone who is religious, as well as the downsides. We’ll also let you know what’s “too religious”. We want to hear from you too! Does a person’s religion matter in a relationship?

If you know what a cuppy, or cup of soup, is, chances are you learned the hard way. No one was ever kind of enough to tell you what is, instead you were given an in person demonstration. In this clip, Nicole talks about her experience and even aims to inform so the same doesn’t happen to you by surprise.

She’s cute, she’s funny, she’s smart, she’s….she’s everything you ever wanted. Oh yeah, and she likes to dress up in leather, chain you to the bed and beat the shit out of you during sex. You start showing up to work like you’re running a fight club out of your bedroom and we’ve got problems.

In this week’s episode, we delve into our own sexual worlds to heed some warning about fetishes. What to do if you find yourself with someone who has one, how you’ll know and, most importantly, how to say no. Hopefully before it’s too late.

Each person on the SYHAG cast generally films on their own time. It’s rare that even 2 cast members are in the same room at the same time. And sometimes, just sometimes, you’ll get a gem like this, where neither Joanna, nor Vince, knew what the other person had said.

For this clip too, we need you to show some support in the comments. There is no WAY Vince and Joanna were the only ones to have ever come across this. Tell us, have you had this same talk before?!

Remember what a sweet guy you started off to be. Saying cute things, making her feel like she’s the world, kissing her…I mean, REALLY kissing her. Now…now look at you, it’s pretty pathetic.

This week is about the cheating lifestyle. You already know you’re a piece of shit, but this week we’ll help let you really know what a doucher you are. Find out where to find someone to cheat with, how it happens and of course, the question you’re really looking for…do you tell them you cheated?

Remember when you thought to yourself, “holy shit am I lucky! All these guys complain about how their girls don’t want to have sex…all this girl wants to DO is have sex!”

Walking around like you were on top of the world…and now…just…just nothing. You can’t believe that it’s gone from all the time, to you almost having to beg. This week, we’re here to help. Alright, not really, I don’t think we’ve ever actually helped. BUT, find out why sex stops and, what you really want to know, how to MAKE her have sex.

We know how crazy women get when they’re on their period, but doesn’t anyone even understand how it works? Even doctors have been baffled by this age old mystery of women bleeding from their vagina.

Alright, maybe doctors have not been baffled, but I still don’t think the average person knows. And as you’ll see from this clip, if you can’t trust what we have to say about a menstrual cycle, there’s NO WAY you should trust our relationship advice.

The dealbreaker of all conversations is upon you. She wants to get married, you want to continue being happy.

Don’t worry though, we’re here to help. This week, find out how long you should date before you get engaged, how to tell her no and even find out why you should get married. You thought it was all about love, didn’t you? Guess again.

For those who were wondering, and we doubt you were, those were custom, temporary, but not too-temporary, sharpie tattoos you saw Vince Carone sporting in the episode. Took a whole 15 mins to draw those on and color them in. We thought we covered the douchiest tattoos we could think of between the tribal, barbed wire, giant cross and his last name across his chest, but I feel like we could have done more. Seriously couldn’t think of any other douchebag guy tattoos. If you can, post ‘em here!

Wanted to give a special thanks to Dan & George Castady, of Token Blokes, for providing some ear dropping beats for the episode. We knew it needed something a little more than the standard “doo-doo” and they truly delivered. The duo is a songwriting/production team out of Chicago who has provided a number of commercially focused compositions for organizations such as Pepsi, Hershey’s, Nissan, AT&T, Lego, NASCAR, NHRA and the NFL. And NOW, they can add SYHAG to their portfolio! I know, they’ve gotta be really excited. You can check out their site at http://www.token-blokes.com or just jump straight into following Token Blokes on Twitter.

So you think you might be in a Jersey Shore relationship, huh? MTV helped propagate this particular breed of male that now infests every corner of the world. We are living…in bro days.

Find out exactly what a bro is as we answer the age old question of why girls even like bros. Don’t worry though, we’ve got your girl covered too. Ever wonder why she wants to go to the club so much? Now you’ll know.