I have an attracted to men who are already in a relationship, but once they break up with their girlfriend and ask me out, im no longer interested. What is wrong with me?

Posted by Carone & Joanna on January 24, 2012 in Q & A | 0 comments

Cori, This sounds like the typical “wanting what you can’t have” situation here.  You’re like the hunter that kills the deer just to kill it, but doesn’t want to eat it.  You like the challenge, the sport, the game, the “hunt”…but when it comes time for the work, you lose interest. Read more >

Is it acceptable for a lady to still have, and sleep with numerous stuffed animals even though she is over 30? I’m not talking having them only up on a shelf in her room..i’m talking waking up after a sleepover and finding a talking ALF stuffed animal from the 80′s by your crotch because she decided during the night she “no longer wanted to snuggle with it”. Like it’s acceptable that it got lost in the tossing and turning during the night?! I find it odd that some woman need to still display them on their beds and snuggle with them during the night just because that is “what they have always done” since they were 5. What do you think?

Posted by Joanna & Nick on January 24, 2012 in Q & A | 0 comments

Dude, sounds like you might have more than your bargaining for.  It is one thing to have a cute stuffed animal or some kidrobot toys on the shelves or bed. . . but it’s a whole different story if there are more than just a few.  Unless she’s holding onto Chatty Cathy, Glow Worm, Alf, Teddy Ruxpin, Raggedy Ann, and a 1959 Barbie, for ebay purposes, than I’d say there’s more to it.  A LOT MORE TO IT. Read more >

How long into a relationship is it acceptable to ask your partner to pop your pimples or help out with other gross things of that matter? I know some couples help each other out by getting rid of their partners backne (pimples of the back), or the occasional “obviously noticeable nose hair booger”, but when is an acceptable time to do it? Or is there ever an acceptable time to take it to that level? Comfort is part of being human and everyone knows that occasional chunk of ear wax needs assistance from someone besides you. Please help if you can (by answering the questions, not with the ear wax). Thanks :-)

Posted by JoE & Joanna on January 18, 2012 in Q & A | 0 comments

How long into a relationship is it acceptable to ask your partner to pop your pimples or help out with other gross things of that matter? I know some couples help each other out by getting rid of their partners backne (pimples of the back), or the occasional “obviously noticeable nose hair booger”, but when is an acceptable time to do it? Or is there ever an acceptable time to take it to that level? Comfort is part of being human and

So I’m talking to this guy, well talking dirty with this guy and we’re going to hook up. He mentioned blow job and hand job, but I am clueless, HELP! I’m up for hooking up, just don’t know what to do!

Posted by Barbie & Nick on January 16, 2012 in Q & A | 0 comments

Well good thing you came (easy joke) to the professionals (vince loves giving blowjobs) … seriously though (he’s super good at it) … but really… Being overwhelmed at the prospect of intimate relations is completely normal. Whether you know what you’re doing or not doesn’t always matter. Read more >

So, Im a sophomore in high school. And all the guys are going for the girls that wear shirts that show their tits. I dont do that so i go unnoticed. How can i get their attention without looking like a skank?

Posted by Barbie & JoE on January 15, 2012 in Q & A | 0 comments

okay … this kinda sucks. There’s no way around it … in high school, even middle school (frighteningly enough), showing the goods will get you all the attention. Even though the desired attention is no where near as good as it’s made out to be, it’s still wanted, so it’s understandable to be bummed when you don’t have it. Read more >

So he has a girlfriend. And im kinda falling for him. To add onto that, his girlfriend is one of my best friends. I mean, before they even got together, he an i had a thing going and then she came along and swooped him away from me. I dont know if i should do the same thing to her and risk our friendship, or just let her have him even though they are currently having relationship problems. What do i do?

Posted by Carone & Joanna on January 12, 2012 in Q & A | 0 comments

Sara – I appreciate the boldness of this question.  Usually people make this decision on their own; right, wrong, or indifferent.  The fact that you’re putting this out there means that you really care about your friend and deep down don’t want to hurt her.  If you’re asking for an “answer” instead of “advice”, I’d say don’t do it. Read more >

I went out with this guy last year for like 3 weeks. I broke it off cause i couldnt handle it any longer he was really annoying. To this day he texts me all the time asking the same question till i answer. To make matters worse, our families are really good friends and we go on vacations together. How do i get him to stop being so..stalker..without being mean? I mean come on. Driving past my house everyother day then texting me to see if i heard him is rather irritating. Please help!

Posted by Joanna & Carone on December 20, 2011 in Q & A | 0 comments

I am going to be straight forward here.  And only because if I avoid asking this question, I am pretty sure the problem may never be resolved.  Whittney, have you ever slept with this guy?  I only ask, because when sex gets involved, it tends to cause a lot of problems.  Some people view sex as a person giving themselves entirely to whomever they are sleeping with. Read more >

What are the things that men look for in a woman? Like things that girls should do to get guys attention without having to do the horizontal tango. I know that all male humans have different things that they like, but theres gotta be those common traits that they all like. Help?

Posted by Nick & Joanna on December 19, 2011 in Q & A | 0 comments

Help is on the way Meggers! I can completely sympathize with how you feel.  You’re trying to put yourself out there for someone to notice and take interest (albeit in a non-skankerriffic manner), but alas, to no avail. Read more >

This guy and I are secretly friends with benefits. He constantly stares at me during class and is always finding ways to touch my body at school in front of my friends. Im not looking for a relationship with him right now, but hes showing signs that he does. How do i tone him down at school?

Posted by Nick & Nicole on December 11, 2011 in Q & A | 0 comments

I hate to point fingers , but from the sounds of it, the problem here isn’t so much with him…it’s all due to the fact that you’re leading him on HARDCORE!!! You see, the whole friends with benefits (FWB’s for short) bull-honky can only last so long. Read more >

Do a whole episode on when it’s okay to start farting in front of her. Cause let’s face it… I think most of us hold that shit (pun intended) in for a while. :)

Posted by JoE on December 9, 2011 in Q & A | 0 comments

Oh, don’t you worry homeskillet this episode is already scheduled for Season 2! It’s a huge issue…sometimes. Depends on what you ate for dinner. The worst though is when you don’t mean to fart. Like, as a dude, let’s face it, you’re almost expected to.  So when you do indeed fart for the first time it’s almost better to make a scene out of it. Read more >

So you guys are always putting good advice in your videos, but what are some of your examples of REALLY terrible advice?

Posted by Nick & Joanna on December 6, 2011 in Q & A | 0 comments

“That Affliction t-shirt makes you look bad ass, bro!” But really… In the case of terrible RELATIONSHIP advice however, I would imagine these examples would suffice: 1) ”It’s TOTALLY fine to hook up with other people on the side when you’re in a relationship…I mean, you’re not married yet, RIGHT?!” Wrong. Read more >

I’ve been dating a guy for a while and he’s a really awesome person and a great boyfriend! I want to do something… special… for him for his birthday (we’re all adult here, right? Clearly “special” in the vein of sexually) and I was wondering if you had any ideas from a guys perspective.

Posted by JoE & Nicole on December 6, 2011 in Q & A | 0 comments

Sometimes, it’d be impossible for us to make up some of the questions so for this…awesome opportunity, I say thank you. Now, let’s get down to what it takes to conjure up a great evening and getting a little birthday sex. #1) Give It Some Time Anticipation = Awesome Sure you could have him come over, throw him down on the bed and go right at it. Hell, maybe you don’t even make it to the bed…those times are fun too. Read more >

I’ve been seeing a guy for 1.5yrs and over time he has been treating me like one of the guys instead of his gf. He generally acts like I’m his Bro most of the time. Is this how guys get “comfortable” in a relationship, or are these passive-agressive signs that he’s just not into me anymore?

Posted by Joanna & Carone on December 4, 2011 in Q & A | 0 comments

Men. So unpredictable with their actions…sometimes…but this doesn’t seem to be the case. Before you go any further you have to start asking yourself a few questions. Read more >

Let me preface this question with the fact that pet names make me cringe. A new guy I’m dating calls me “hun” all the time. Should I tell him it bothers me? If so, when and how?

Posted by Nicole & Nick on December 2, 2011 in Q & A | 1 comment

I personally think its magically delicious,  but too each their own. It seems like this guy actually cares for you, and doesnt care about being percieved as…do I care say it???….SENSITIVE?! Finding a guy to let down his guard and show his sensitive side is like finding a pair of Christian Louboutin’s on sale- needless to say, its pretty rare. Read more >

How far can I go “stalking” the girl I like before it gets creepy?

Posted by Barbie & Nick on November 30, 2011 in Q & A | 0 comments

Okeedokee … do not call it stalking. There are certain phrases that are best left out of the “i like someone” realm, and stalking or stalker are definitely at the top of that list. So axe the moniker, it would be best if you never spoke of it again. Read more >

Ive been confused with the terms ’1st base’, ’2nd base’, etc. What do they mean? How many bases are there?

Posted by JoE on November 20, 2011 in Q & A | 3 comments

Just for the record, I don’t know if I’ve ever been completely taught what the “bases” are, but let’s give it a shot. Figure if anything, we can sort it out together as we move along. Here goes! First Base Now depending on how far into this we get, I think this is like kissing. I haven’t actually plotted out where we’re going with this yet, so I don’t know what would fall into each category. Read more >

Is it bad that im 16 and only kissed one guy so far? And i was scared so it wasnt all that great, and im afraid that next time i kiss someone that ill be bad at it. How do i fix this?

Posted by Barbie & Carone on November 17, 2011 in Q & A | 1 comment

Lesson one … kissing one dude warrants the privilege of not being good at kissing, so enjoy the excuse while you have it. Two … Over thinking the quality of the kiss you’re engaged in will inevitably ruin it, that is almost a guarantee, so keep it in mind. Three … Try not to let previous make-outs, good or bad, play any role in a current make-out. It’s just not a good idea. Read more >

So I have a BOYfriend, and he wants me to meet his parents and I am freakin’ out! I don’t know how to act around parents at all. My boyfriend says “be yourself” but that’s crap! Do you guys have any parent-meeting advice?

Posted by Joanna & Nick on November 16, 2011 in Q & A | 0 comments

When it comes to the boyfriend’s parental units, you have to remember to treat them the same as your parents.  In this day and age, it seems like so many people forget to respect their elders, and others tend to remember it and get a little too comfortable.  The way I see it is that  you should go about it like you’re meeting his best friends for the very first time.  And yes, you should be yourself. Read more >

How do I tell my BF that I’m uncomfortable with a female friend’s (to me) innapropriate behavior without being labeled as controlling or untrusting?

Posted by Barbie & Carone on October 26, 2011 in Q & A | 1 comment

There is no way to put it lightly, this is a text book example of “I’ve got good news … I’ve got bad news …” The good news is you’re not wrong for questioning the behavior of those around your boyfriend. Jealousy, while all too often abused, is merely a sign of commitment. Used properly, it can show your significant other just how much you care. Read more >

is it pathetic that you’re 16 and STILL havent really done anything sexual with a guy?

Posted by JoE & Nicole on October 20, 2011 in Q & A | 1 comment

Absolutely not! Just because kids are getting knocked up at 13, doesn’t mean that’s the new age to be an expert at all things sexual. God! Can you imagine if that was it by like 16?! You’ve already done it all before you even graduate high school. No…just…NO! Not pathetic at all. Encouraged, actually. You’re a damn fine upstanding sexual citizen of the world. Read more >