Posted by Carone
& Joanna
on January 24, 2012 in Q & A | 0 comments
Cori,
This sounds like the typical “wanting what you can’t have” situation here. You’re like the hunter that kills the deer just to kill it, but doesn’t want to eat it. You like the challenge, the sport, the game, the “hunt”…but when it comes time for the work, you lose interest. Read more >
Posted by Joanna
& Nick
on January 24, 2012 in Q & A | 0 comments
Dude, sounds like you might have more than your bargaining for. It is one thing to have a cute stuffed animal or some kidrobot toys on the shelves or bed. . . but it’s a whole different story if there are more than just a few. Unless she’s holding onto Chatty Cathy, Glow Worm, Alf, Teddy Ruxpin, Raggedy Ann, and a 1959 Barbie, for ebay purposes, than I’d say there’s more to it. A LOT MORE TO IT. Read more >
Posted by JoE
& Joanna
on January 18, 2012 in Q & A | 0 comments
How long into a relationship is it acceptable to ask your partner to pop your pimples or help out with other gross things of that matter? I know some couples help each other out by getting rid of their partners backne (pimples of the back), or the occasional “obviously noticeable nose hair booger”, but when is an acceptable time to do it? Or is there ever an acceptable time to take it to that level? Comfort is part of being human and
Posted by Barbie
& Nick
on January 16, 2012 in Q & A | 0 comments
Well good thing you came (easy joke) to the professionals (vince loves giving blowjobs) … seriously though (he’s super good at it) … but really…
Being overwhelmed at the prospect of intimate relations is completely normal. Whether you know what you’re doing or not doesn’t always matter. Read more >
Posted by Barbie
& JoE
on January 15, 2012 in Q & A | 0 comments
okay … this kinda sucks.
There’s no way around it … in high school, even middle school (frighteningly enough), showing the goods will get you all the attention. Even though the desired attention is no where near as good as it’s made out to be, it’s still wanted, so it’s understandable to be bummed when you don’t have it. Read more >
Posted by Carone
& Joanna
on January 12, 2012 in Q & A | 0 comments
Sara – I appreciate the boldness of this question. Usually people make this decision on their own; right, wrong, or indifferent. The fact that you’re putting this out there means that you really care about your friend and deep down don’t want to hurt her. If you’re asking for an “answer” instead of “advice”, I’d say don’t do it. Read more >
Posted by Joanna
& Carone
on December 20, 2011 in Q & A | 0 comments
I am going to be straight forward here. And only because if I avoid asking this question, I am pretty sure the problem may never be resolved. Whittney, have you ever slept with this guy? I only ask, because when sex gets involved, it tends to cause a lot of problems. Some people view sex as a person giving themselves entirely to whomever they are sleeping with. Read more >
Posted by Nick
& Joanna
on December 19, 2011 in Q & A | 0 comments
Help is on the way Meggers!
I can completely sympathize with how you feel. You’re trying to put yourself out there for someone to notice and take interest (albeit in a non-skankerriffic manner), but alas, to no avail. Read more >
Posted by Nick
& Nicole
on December 11, 2011 in Q & A | 0 comments
I hate to point fingers , but from the sounds of it, the problem here isn’t so much with him…it’s all due to the fact that you’re leading him on HARDCORE!!!
You see, the whole friends with benefits (FWB’s for short) bull-honky can only last so long. Read more >
Posted by JoE
on December 9, 2011 in Q & A | 0 comments
Oh, don’t you worry homeskillet this episode is already scheduled for Season 2! It’s a huge issue…sometimes. Depends on what you ate for dinner.
The worst though is when you don’t mean to fart. Like, as a dude, let’s face it, you’re almost expected to. So when you do indeed fart for the first time it’s almost better to make a scene out of it. Read more >
Posted by Nick
& Joanna
on December 6, 2011 in Q & A | 0 comments
“That Affliction t-shirt makes you look bad ass, bro!” But really…
In the case of terrible RELATIONSHIP advice however, I would imagine these examples would suffice:
1) ”It’s TOTALLY fine to hook up with other people on the side when you’re in a relationship…I mean, you’re not married yet, RIGHT?!”
Wrong. Read more >
Posted by JoE
& Nicole
on December 6, 2011 in Q & A | 0 comments
Sometimes, it’d be impossible for us to make up some of the questions so for this…awesome opportunity, I say thank you. Now, let’s get down to what it takes to conjure up a great evening and getting a little birthday sex.
#1) Give It Some Time
Anticipation = Awesome
Sure you could have him come over, throw him down on the bed and go right at it. Hell, maybe you don’t even make it to the bed…those times are fun too. Read more >
Posted by Joanna
& Carone
on December 4, 2011 in Q & A | 0 comments
Men. So unpredictable with their actions…sometimes…but this doesn’t seem to be the case. Before you go any further you have to start asking yourself a few questions. Read more >
Posted by Nicole
& Nick
on December 2, 2011 in Q & A | 1 comment
I personally think its magically delicious, but too each their own.
It seems like this guy actually cares for you, and doesnt care about being percieved as…do I care say it???….SENSITIVE?!
Finding a guy to let down his guard and show his sensitive side is like finding a pair of Christian Louboutin’s on sale- needless to say, its pretty rare. Read more >
Posted by Barbie
& Nick
on November 30, 2011 in Q & A | 0 comments
Okeedokee … do not call it stalking. There are certain phrases that are best left out of the “i like someone” realm, and stalking or stalker are definitely at the top of that list. So axe the moniker, it would be best if you never spoke of it again. Read more >
Posted by JoE
on November 20, 2011 in Q & A | 3 comments
Just for the record, I don’t know if I’ve ever been completely taught what the “bases” are, but let’s give it a shot. Figure if anything, we can sort it out together as we move along. Here goes!
First Base
Now depending on how far into this we get, I think this is like kissing. I haven’t actually plotted out where we’re going with this yet, so I don’t know what would fall into each category. Read more >
Posted by Barbie
& Carone
on November 17, 2011 in Q & A | 1 comment
Lesson one … kissing one dude warrants the privilege of not being good at kissing, so enjoy the excuse while you have it.
Two … Over thinking the quality of the kiss you’re engaged in will inevitably ruin it, that is almost a guarantee, so keep it in mind.
Three … Try not to let previous make-outs, good or bad, play any role in a current make-out. It’s just not a good idea. Read more >
Posted by Joanna
& Nick
on November 16, 2011 in Q & A | 0 comments
When it comes to the boyfriend’s parental units, you have to remember to treat them the same as your parents. In this day and age, it seems like so many people forget to respect their elders, and others tend to remember it and get a little too comfortable. The way I see it is that you should go about it like you’re meeting his best friends for the very first time. And yes, you should be yourself. Read more >
Posted by Barbie
& Carone
on October 26, 2011 in Q & A | 1 comment
There is no way to put it lightly, this is a text book example of “I’ve got good news … I’ve got bad news …”
The good news is you’re not wrong for questioning the behavior of those around your boyfriend. Jealousy, while all too often abused, is merely a sign of commitment. Used properly, it can show your significant other just how much you care. Read more >
Posted by JoE
& Nicole
on October 20, 2011 in Q & A | 1 comment
Absolutely not! Just because kids are getting knocked up at 13, doesn’t mean that’s the new age to be an expert at all things sexual. God! Can you imagine if that was it by like 16?! You’ve already done it all before you even graduate high school. No…just…NO! Not pathetic at all. Encouraged, actually. You’re a damn fine upstanding sexual citizen of the world. Read more >
